Jermil and pictures and words.
6.04.2007, Mon
On a Slow Day

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categories: work, work nuggets
  • Kurt realizes that he has 29 more days until vacation.
    Reid reminds him that he still has 29 more days to break his legs and go into a coma.
  • When Kurt dies, his wife says she will have him cremated and put into a Build-A-Bear.
  • When Nathan dies, he wants to be taken to Build-A-Bear and hung from the ceiling.
  • Nathan thinks Reid’s dead body should be thrown in a cheese vat to spoil cheese for everyone one last time. Reid doesn’t know how he feels about that.
  • Reid would be human or nothing. But he wouldn’t mind being a porcupine so he could park himself under a democrat.
  • Nathan asks Reid to choose A or B. Nathan secretly bets that he’ll choose neither. Reid turns his back to the conversation. The bet of neither wins.
  • Reid doesn’t know if he’s ever had a Moonpie. Carolyn doesn’t like artificial things. We all instantly realize that she doesn’t like Nathan.
  • Reid wouldn’t mind working in Culpeper. Stephen wanted to know where the nearest Dick’s Sporting Goods is in Culpeper. Nathan thought that was random. I asked Reid where the nearest black person was to Culpeper. Reid assumes Culpeper is home to people of “diverse backgrounds”.

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6.04.2007, Mon
Work Nuggets

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I’ve noticed that the best times to get good pieces of dialog out of people is during random conversations. So at work, I’ve been writing down any sentence, phrase, or even an observation that seems interesting or that can be taken out of context.

I don’t know if what I just typed makes any sense but maybe you’ll get the idea when I start posting.

For example:

  • Cyanide is twice the sweetness of normal sugar. So remember, use half the cyanide or make twice the brownies.
  • If you’ve ever changed a newborn’s diaper, you’d probably never eat guacamole again.
  • Red baby poop is only good if they ate a red crayon.
  • Reid is like Wolverine (from X-Men). He’s a bit of a loner, hairy, same hair style, and likes wearing yellow spandex.

And so on. I’ll probably make a longer posting every other day of such things. I find it interesting.

Be well.

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