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Unless you think you’re funny and have something really witty and clever and ORIGINAL to say, keep Jermil off of your mass “HAPPY NEW YEAR” text message list.

I got who knows how many texts saying happy new year. It annoyed me for about 15 milliseconds until I could close my phone and forget what I just read.

It’s like the guy in Memento who forgot what just happened once something else distracted him. Once I slapped my phone shut, I forgot why I had the phone in my hand.

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah…

I got a text from one of my boys saying “I love you man. Happy new year!” That was different from all of the mass texts and didn’t make me want to erase my memory by slamming my phone shut. I think I may have showed it to someone and they wondered why they should care. And that could’ve been a mass text too but at least it didn’t look like all the rest of them that I got around that same time.

Bottom line is… I don’t want your mass text messages. From now on, whenever I get one, that person gets their number removed from my phone.

The name stays. Just no number. :wink:

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