I’ve always heard rumors of pets eating their owner’s dead body if the body isn’t found within a few days and the pet gets hungry. I thought it was the craziest thing ever! But I’m pretty sure my cat will eat my face if I’m not found within one day of dying in my sleep.
If I’m not awake by 7am, my cat Munchytoes will jump in the bed with me and start rubbing her head on my hand. That usually wakes me up and I go feed her. Sometimes I’ll roll over and ignore her. Other times, I’ll just lay there and let her have her fun.
When I just lay there, after about five minutes of being ignored, she’ll get pissed and give my hand a little nibble to wake me up. I usually get startled then and she’ll jump out of bed and run to her food dish. Most of the time, I’ll feed her then. No one likes getting bitten awake. Well, I occasionally do but that should be saved for another site.
But I figure one day when my soul has left this wonderful specimen that you call my body, she’ll give me a little nibble and when I don’t move, she might take a chunk or two. Once she gets that first taste of succulent human flesh, she won’t stop until there’s no more of me to eat. And with my body being 99.9999999999999999991% lean muscle, she can eat from my corpse for at least a month! Hopefully someone will realize I haven’t been around by then.
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