The Blog of the Evil Jermil Sadler

I finally got rid of my massive mastodonic microwave that I never use.

I kept it on my balcony since it was really bulky and was in the way when I kept it in my apartment. I wrapped in a blanket that the movers forgot when they overcharged me for moving my crap.

I didn’t need it since my apartment came with a microwave and I don’t use that cancer-causing creature anyway. I prefer food that isn’t prepared by way of radiation. I didn’t want to throw it away since it was almost brand new. And I didn’t want to give it away because I loathe the idea of meeting some weirdo from Craigslist that wanted a free microwave.

It had been on my balcony for about 4 months. Probably more! I basically disregarded that titanic tumor-producer. But I had a friend over that told me about their microwave issues and I quickly suggested that they take mine.

I brought the pile of electronic pointlessness into my apartment and put it near the door. I went back onto the balcony to see if the blanket looked all nasty from months of residing in the great outdoors. But I was in for quite a shock.

A PIGEON LOVE DEN!!!

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