If You Can Read This, You’re Still Human (Yay!)
If you enjoy living this life, you should be thankful that you’re alive and in this same dimension this morning.
Today was the day that the RSP (Really Smart People) attempted to circulate a particle beam through the entire Large Hadron Collider.
You can read more about it and see pictures at the links below. But basically there was a chance that this thing could create a black hole and destroy most if not all of this place we call the universe. That’s my kinda invention!
Really Awesome Pictures: Boston.com’s The Big Picture
Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
LHC homepage: http://lhc.web.cern.ch/lhc/
Later friends! Hopefully it won’t destroy us on October 21st!
Bet you’ll feel glad you stayed at your boring job and didn’t live your life to the fullest when you wake up the morning after you get sucked into a man-made black hole and become a single-celled amoeba which stores and digests food in your vacuoles huh???
There’s nothing like a potential black hole and destruction of our universe to get me thinking about what’s lacking in my life.
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LOL, Yeah the RSPs are PFD (Pretty Fucking Dumb). I read bout this and forgot that they were doin it…. But I’m still here
Yeah I don’t know if people realized but there were a couple powerful earthquakes that same day. Coincidence???
Japan and Indonesia:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/09/10/asia.quakes/index.html?iref=newssearch
Northern Chile:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/americas/09/10/chile.quake.ap/index.html?iref=newssearch
Iran:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/09/10/iran.earthquake/index.html?iref=newssearch
All of them…
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/
my boss is the dumbest fuck ever invented. He believes all this kind of shit. He was running around the office trying to get everyone to be as scared as his cracker ass. He even told me he thought about calling in sick.
Great post! I needed a laugh. I almost thought about writing about this.
Anyway, look out for my book in early 09 = “if niggaz knew better, they’d do better.”