The Blog of the Evil Jermil Sadler

I was wandering around the halls at work again with a coworker and I saw that one extraordinarily eerie mad scientist wannabe.

As soon as I saw him, I started laughing. He seemed like he was wandering the halls looking for his next victim.

I spoke to him and his face brightened up! This is what he said…

A guy walked into a store and asked them if they had any t-shirts.
The store worker said no.
So the guy asked him if they had any coffee shirts.

I actually gave him a chuckle at that one. This time, he walked away pleased instead of sad and mumbling to himself like I usually prefer he does.

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Parties are crazy in downtown San Diego.

It was wonderful. Check out the view.

But that party reminded me of a wonderful game-related point. Don’t dare think that “if you rent it, they will come”.

A lot of guys think that if they get the fancy, sexy apartment with the most wonderful view, the hotties will naturally be attracted to them because of their wonderful abode. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work that way.

You may stumble upon a random chick (with the lowest self-esteem on the planet) that will be impressed enough by such that will accept your weak invitation back to your place. But so what??? That has little to do with you as a man and as a human being.

You as a man should be able to attract a woman based on you being you. Not because of the car you drive or the view from your balcony or the jeans or shirt or sport coat that you’re wearing at the moment. None of that matters after she realizes that you only have one sport coat or one pair of jeans or that your dad is paying your rent on the apartment that smells like feet.

What really matters is that you’re a cool guy who can help her enjoy life as much as you’re enjoying your life and that you enjoy her company as much as she enjoys yours. What really matters is that you can playfully tease her and she can understand when you’re joking and laugh too. What really matters is when it’s just you two left on the earth, you two will be happy with each other.

Homes and apartments and cars and shoes and pants and watches and jackets and spinning rims are all temporary. They are the ultimate distraction from the things that really matter in life. You should have something about you that goes above and beyond the material things that won’t be there if you lose your worthless job where you are easily replaceable and that you don’t like going to anyway.

What’s most important to you in a mate?

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When I was flying to San Diego on Friday, I had a layover in Denver. Pretty uneventful.

On the flight from Denver, a young couple sat next to me. A slim young girl and a big, burly, football player type guy. They looked to be high school aged.

The flight was about 2.5 hours and they didn’t bring anything to occupy themselves. I had Narendra’s book The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Kama Sutra. Life was good.

The guy eventually got his laptop out and played on that for a minute or two. Then he passed it to his ladyfriend and she started playing that lame pinball game that comes with Windows XP. She quickly got bored of that and started playing Solitaire.

She seemed like she didn’t know much about the game except how to play it. The guy had to tell her to double click on cards and they’ll pop up where the aces are.

After a few games, she was finally getting close to winning. All she had to do was click on all the cards and make them pop up to where the aces are. That’s when I decided to step in.

I told her that if she hits ALT and F4 at the same time, it’ll put all the cards up there and she won’t have to double click them. What it really does is closes solitaire completely similar to going to File > Exit.

After she did it, I couldn’t stop laughing!!!

Unfortunately, she didn’t get pissed. Her and the boyfriend laughed cheerfully.

I guess sometimes… Evil Is Good.

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