I was heading to church early this past Sunday morning. I got on the elevator and what did I see???
A guy standing there with a big fat, gray cat in his arms.
I got on the elevator and smiled because it’s always great to see a cat in my apartment complex where cats aren’t allowed. I also smile to let the person know their secret is safe with me (like they care).
I thought we were safely heading to the first floor and no one else would know his secret. I was wrong. 
The elevator stopped on the third floor and four people got in! Three guys and one older lady. I bet the guy almost pooped his pantaloons.
As soon as the elevator door closed, the lady started sneezing. She was holding her nose and mouth shut but the lethal cat poison already got in!
The lady would NOT STOP SNEEZING!!!
We finally made it to the first floor and I couldn’t hold my laughter any longer. I almost fell on the floor from my maniacal laughter.
And now, a picture of a kitty.
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ha. that sucks. the secret prob really wasnt safe with her.
I think tons of people in my place have cats. Pets are such an integral part to life that it’s just mean not to allow them.
theyre wild creatures that make my nose itch!!
One could say the same of smelly people!!!