Making Progress… I Think
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I saw the crazy old guy again that I talked about in this post. I don’t see him too often anymore but when I do, he brings a smile to my face as I think about how crazy he must really be and how many fetuses (feti?) he must’ve eaten in his lifetime.
I saw him in the hall last Thursday as I was walking to the gym at work. He said hey to me. (I wonder if he remembers telling me that horrible joke.) I asked him, “Harya?”, like I say to everyone I see in the hallway that isn’t too scared to make eye contact. He told me that he’s “making progress… I think…”
I wanted to drop to the floor right there in the middle of the hallway. I think I ruptured my spleen trying to hold in the laughter. Most people say I’m alright or good or something generic. He actually told me how something in his life is actually going. I think if I stopped, he would’ve told me his whole life story and how he feels that now, at 85 years old, he thinks he’s finally making progress in his waste of an existence.
Is that evil enough for ya??? I’m working on it.
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I always say I’m alright, and usually whatever’s on my mind at the moment. People wonder why I’m never ‘good’, which puzzles me, because apparently everyone else’s life are going a lot better than mine!!
I think it’s good that he’s making progress towards some sort of goal considering how old he is. What goals do old people usually have anyway!
Yeah I say alright all the time too unless I’m in some weird mood. Then it’ll be some variation of great or fantastic or spaghetti monster.
I’d bet he’s making progress on how to take over the world. He really does look like some comic book villain that you’d really hope Superman would just kill instead of sending him to jail.