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4.30.2008, Wed

category: family

My sister is following in the footsteps of her evil genius brother. She’s starting a blog.

The plan is for her to document her summer interning in California. She hasn’t left yet so she’ll probably be blogging about random things until then.

If she’s anything like me, it’ll start out rough and confusing at first but it’ll get better as she gets into the groove of writing on the internet. But knowing her, she’ll do way better than I did from the very beginning and start teaching me things about blogging.

Check it out here.
http://www.jasminesadler.com/blog

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4.29.2008, Tue

Obbligitory GTA Fo Tytled Postz

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categories: videogames, work

GTA4 I got in to slavery early today. Not because I’m so looking forward to all the lovely labor I have in store for today.

No. I got in early so I can leave early and cop the new GTA4 and play it for the rest of the night.

I’ve never been to this place so early. The parking lot was near empty. The lab I work in was empty and the door was locked. I had to go to my old desk and wait around and guess when someone comes that has more authority than me to unlock that place. The lights weren’t even on at the cube farm where my old desk lies. Sounds like a good time to nap…

But back to the topic. Don’t call me today because I won’t answer. And I won’t call you back. I may answer but I’ll only speak in grunts. I would love one day to myself to wallow in the fantasy world of videogamery.

Bye then.

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4.24.2008, Thu

I Think It’s Gross

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categories: food, stories, work

I see this guy who looks like the used-to-be fat Al Roker in the cafeteria at work.

Whenever he gets his horrible burger and bucket of french fries, he heads back off to his girl scout cookie crumb-covered desk. I bet he eats those things with one hand (masturbation joke).

But as he walks back through the halls to his horrible, disgusting, smelly desk, he is stuffing his fat face with whatever garbage he just bought in the worthless cafeteria.

I think it’s gross when someone is so physically fat and soulfully gluttonous that they can’t wait until they sit down somewhere before they start stuffing their muzzle with their nauseating meal.

I could slightly excuse if you want a sampling of the garbage that you just bought and decide to chomp on a greasy french fry. But to stuff fry after fry into your fat gullet is just unclean and nasty and filthy.

If you need to eat that bad, eat in the cafeteria! Pay for your food, sit down 10 feet away from the cash register, stuff your smelly, fleshy face, and go back to your grimy desk with pictures of your fat wife and dumb kids.

So gross.

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4.19.2008, Sat

Rich Vos at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse

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categories: celebs, pictures, videos

I saw Rich Vos at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse.

He was HILARIOUS!!! I even got a chance to yell out “BABY DIAPER MUSTACHE” while he was on stage. I think he liked that.

I couldn’t imagine being a stand-up comedian. The only time you could really show how funny you are is when you’re on stage. Otherwise, if you’re out to dinner with friends or associates, they expect you to be extremely hilarious like you make funny happen all the time. On-stage funny is different than dinnertime funny.

Anyway, here’s a picture of me with Rich Vos. And you can see the baby diaper mustache video below.

If you can’t see the video, click here or here.

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4.18.2008, Fri

Funniest Knock Knock Joke EVER!

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categories: funny, pictures

You’d be hard pressed to find a funny knock-knock joke these days. But I stumbled upon the funniest one I’ve ever heard. (This does not include ages 9 and younger when everything was funny.)

You: Oh man, I just heard this really great knock knock joke. Want to hear it?

Them: Sure.

You: You start.

Them: Ok…..knock knock.

You: Who’s there?

Them: . . . 0_o

I tried it out as soon as I read it and it’s hilarious to hear their reaction once they realize they’re telling a joke that they don’t know.

Found here.
On an unrelated note…

Put em on the glass!!!