Beware the Revenge of the Nerds
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There is this crazy looking, nerdy old guy at my new job. I don’t work with him but for some reason. I see him everyday in the halls. He wears his pants up above his belly button and his watch halfway up his forearm (because he’s a really skinny old, nerdy version of Dr. Emmett Brown from the Back to the Future trilogy). He has stringy white hair like a mad scientist and he’s always mumbling to himself in the hallways.
I usually steer clear of him but when I saw him the other day, he was leaning against a wall in the direction that I was going. He was reading a bulletin board and started walking as I turned the corner. He was far enough ahead of me that I figured it would be safe to walk at my current pace.
But NO!
He turned and looked at me with a Gargamel-esque grin. He stopped directly in front of the lab that I was about to infiltrate!
I’ll admit, I did get a bit apprehensive even though the guy probably weighs 57 pounds.
He said to me, “You know, the Romans sure had a lot of gall.”
I said, “Uh… why’s that?”
He said, “You know Gaul… with Caesar… they seized it.”
I said, “Ohh… (nervous laughter because he might rip my throat out of my neck with his toenails).” And I immediately leapt behind him for the lab door.
But I did hear him mumble, “Well, so much for that one.”
He’s going to eat me for lunch one day.
Beware the Revenge of the Nerds.
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aw he just wanted to be your friend lol
Sad I had to break his crusty little heart huh? It was for my own safety though! I’m not afraid of many people but that guy scared me!
So, does every office have a Sam?
Yeah but Sam’s harmless to most of us. Lame over-my-head-joke guy has obviously killed before.
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