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I finally got rid of my massive mastodonic microwave that I never use.

I kept it on my balcony since it was really bulky and was in the way when I kept it in my apartment. I wrapped in a blanket that the movers forgot when they overcharged me for moving my crap.

I didn’t need it since my apartment came with a microwave and I don’t use that cancer-causing creature anyway. I prefer food that isn’t prepared by way of radiation. I didn’t want to throw it away since it was almost brand new. And I didn’t want to give it away because I loathe the idea of meeting some weirdo from Craigslist that wanted a free microwave.

It had been on my balcony for about 4 months. Probably more! I basically disregarded that titanic tumor-producer. But I had a friend over that told me about their microwave issues and I quickly suggested that they take mine.

I brought the pile of electronic pointlessness into my apartment and put it near the door. I went back onto the balcony to see if the blanket looked all nasty from months of residing in the great outdoors. But I was in for quite a shock.

A PIGEON LOVE DEN!!!

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Before last night, I hadn’t heard Governor Sarah Palin say a word in her life. I didn’t know if she could speak or not. I started to wonder if they spoke English in Alaska.

The only things I knew about her was what I heard in the news everyday about her daughter being pregnant and her husband getting paid from the oil company and the speculation about her trying to get her brother-in-law fired.

But when I heard her speech at the Republican National Convention last night, I was kinda blown away. I didn’t watch it, just listened to it.

She didn’t talk about herself much so I don’t know much more about her expect she’s a hockey mom and was in the PTA at her kids’ school.

She didn’t say anything new about the issues if you’ve been keeping up at all.

What blew me away was her voice.

Her voice reminded me of a teacher that I had back in my younger days. She has that generic, older lady voice who is in charge and tells you what to do.

Just based on her voice and the things she was saying about “their opponent”, she almost had me convinced because she had that authoritative, older white female voice that I grew up having boss me around. It subconsciously stirred something in me that made me feel like I had to believe her and do whatever she said.

It was the weirdest thing that happened to me EVER!!!

I’m interested to see if the tone of her voice continues to affect me in the same way.

Did her voice or anything else about her affect any of you in that way???

Update: Narendra sent me a link that lists out a few of Palin’s lies in her speech last night.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/04/politics/animal/main4414049.shtml

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I was wandering around the halls at work again with a coworker and I saw that one extraordinarily eerie mad scientist wannabe.

As soon as I saw him, I started laughing. He seemed like he was wandering the halls looking for his next victim.

I spoke to him and his face brightened up! This is what he said…

A guy walked into a store and asked them if they had any t-shirts.
The store worker said no.
So the guy asked him if they had any coffee shirts.

I actually gave him a chuckle at that one. This time, he walked away pleased instead of sad and mumbling to himself like I usually prefer he does.

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Parties are crazy in downtown San Diego.

It was wonderful. Check out the view.

But that party reminded me of a wonderful game-related point. Don’t dare think that “if you rent it, they will come”.

A lot of guys think that if they get the fancy, sexy apartment with the most wonderful view, the hotties will naturally be attracted to them because of their wonderful abode. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work that way.

You may stumble upon a random chick (with the lowest self-esteem on the planet) that will be impressed enough by such that will accept your weak invitation back to your place. But so what??? That has little to do with you as a man and as a human being.

You as a man should be able to attract a woman based on you being you. Not because of the car you drive or the view from your balcony or the jeans or shirt or sport coat that you’re wearing at the moment. None of that matters after she realizes that you only have one sport coat or one pair of jeans or that your dad is paying your rent on the apartment that smells like feet.

What really matters is that you’re a cool guy who can help her enjoy life as much as you’re enjoying your life and that you enjoy her company as much as she enjoys yours. What really matters is that you can playfully tease her and she can understand when you’re joking and laugh too. What really matters is when it’s just you two left on the earth, you two will be happy with each other.

Homes and apartments and cars and shoes and pants and watches and jackets and spinning rims are all temporary. They are the ultimate distraction from the things that really matter in life. You should have something about you that goes above and beyond the material things that won’t be there if you lose your worthless job where you are easily replaceable and that you don’t like going to anyway.

What’s most important to you in a mate?

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